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[keitsukishima]

Thank you to everyone kind enough not to celebrate my birthday this year. It was quite pleasant. I got a few chapters read for a few of my classes, got started on my thesis for my archaeology final, did extra volleyball practice, worked at the café... all in all a very good birthday.

Except for the fact that when I got back to my room, Akiteru was there with a stupid grin on his face and a big, wrapped box. Idiot brother...

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To be honest, it was nice to see him even though it would have been better if he had warned me beforehand so I could have maybe gotten the day off work or something. He did some tossing for me which was nice, though not as good as Kageyama. Inside the big box was the Jurassic Park box set on Blu-ray, a stuffed velociraptor, new volleyball shoes, and a card from mom and dad with some money in it for "new music and/or volleyball stuff." Much better than them trying to pick out something that I already have.

...Maybe I should have gone home for Silver Week...

Comments

[izen]

Special birthday trick. I will use my special Miss Cleo mind reading powers.

Your favorite dinosaur is a velociraptor.

(ooc: mind reading = hacking. oops)

[keitsukishima]

If you're a mind reader, then I'm actually the prime minister.

Screened

You're a dick.

[izen]

Congratulations on your promotion.

Screened

In a box.

[keitsukishima]

My first act is to ban you from all music concerts.

Screened

How original.

[izen]

You know, banning something only makes it more popular.

Screened

Fine, you can just take the box.

[keitsukishima]

That's why it's only you that's banned.

Screened

Depends on if your dick is still in it or not.

[izen]

Everyone will invite me because I'm banned. It will be the thing to do.

Screened

Would you reach into the box wearing a blindfold to find out?

[keitsukishima]

Someone thinks they're Mr. Popular.

Screened

Only if you're prepared to potentially get maimed.

[izen]

Only when I'm banned.

You can't aim for a box? I thought volleyball players were supposed to be good.

[keitsukishima]

If you're a good boy, you can always get unbanned.

Not all volleyball players can aim. It's not like tennis.

[izen]

It costs one piece of mochi, any flavor, to call me a good boy. Or a bad boy.

So you don't aim?

[keitsukishima]

That one's free since I don't have the menu yet.

I try. I've gotten better, but I'm never going to a precision spiker.

[izen]

I feel cheated.

If you're on the team, I'm sure you have something else that makes you pretty decent.

[keitsukishima]

Should I make it up to you somehow? If I do, then I'll feel cheated.

I'm incredibly tall. I can read block. I spike decently.

[izen]

For now, just don't ban me. Popularity sounds annoying.

College. Too many godzillas on the dance floor.

[keitsukishima]

That's because it is.

Are you upset because you aren't tall enough?

[izen]

Oh? Speaking from experience?

I'm tall enough.

[keitsukishima]

Unfortunately.

But lost in a sea of godzillas. That must suck for you.

[izen]

So you're a hot commodity. Or you were?

Especially if I end up sitting behind one in class. Unfair.

[keitsukishima]

I'm no Oikawa-san.

I'd sit in front of you on purpose.

[izen]

I wonder if he's the equivalent of Atobe-San.

rude. I might put cereal in your hair. Unless the class is easy and boring, then I might nap.

[keitsukishima]

Looks like a cinnamon roll, probably a sinnamon roll?

Nap away. I take good notes, but they'll cost you.

[izen]

Forget the comparison. Now I want a cinnamon roll.

How much do they cost?

[keitsukishima]

How big? Like this:



I'm a believe in equivalent exchange.

_{(ooc: that is a picture of the cinnamon rolls at a local place here in kansas city. they're literally like 5in high and at least 7/8in in diameter)}

[izen]

You're the worst kind of human.

Sorry, I don't think I'm large enough to hide a sleeping godzilla.

[keitsukishima]

I know.

Equivalent, not exact.

[izen]

Example?

[keitsukishima]

Dinner.

[izen]

Do you like nabe?

[keitsukishima]

Depends on the dessert afterwards.

Screened and unhackable

[izen]

If you like dessert, how about we just skip dinner and go to sweets paradise?

Screened and unhackable

[keitsukishima]

As long as there's strawberry shortcake, I'm there.

Screened and unhackable

[izen]

There is.

Screened and unhackable

[keitsukishima]

Then we're good.

[notironheart]

So you're one of those types to not enjoy celebrating their birthdays. To be honest I'm not much about celebrating mine either.

Though it was nice of your brother to personally come and give you a gift.

[keitsukishima]

I don't see the point.

It was a hassle.

[notironheart]

It can be nice but it's kinda embarrassing...

So you say.