Screened to Kuroo

[keitsukishima]

Happy belated birthday, senpai.

I guess you're not all that bad.

The next time you come into the café, you can have a treat/coffee/whatever on the house from me.

Comments

[shinayaka]

Awww, Tsuuuukki ♡

How sweet of you. Thanks! I'll definitely drop by one of these days to see you ♡

[keitsukishima]

Just don't cause a scene.

[shinayaka]

I wooon't. I just want to see your face~

[keitsukishima]

That sounds vaguely creepy, Kuroo-senpai.

[shinayaka]

I would rather use the word 'charming', my dear kouhai. Didn't your heart skip when you read that?

[keitsukishima]

No. Kind of gagged a bit, to be honest.

(ooc: i apologize for him. he's such a little shit)

[shinayaka]

Kei-chan! How could you say that to your own mother!

(ooc: Don't, dear. I apologise for Kuroo's general... doings.)

[keitsukishima]

If you're my mom, is Bokuto-senpai my dad?

Regardless, still creepy. I think I might need to take some anti-nausea medicine.

[shinayaka]

If you want him to be. I personally don't recommend him, btw.

Aww, I feel so loved ♡

[keitsukishima]

I don't really want either of you as my parents.

You find love in the strangest things, Kuroo-senpai.

[shinayaka]

Not even me? Why?

I find love in your eyes, Tsukki.

[keitsukishima]

Your general being is reason enough.

Gross. Also, that's a horrible pick up line.

[shinayaka]

Wasn't I a very gentle senpai to you?

Now, that's mean, Tsukki~ At least one girl liked it. I think.

[keitsukishima]

50/50.

If you have to think about it, then no one liked it.

[shinayaka]

So what's the other 50?

It's alright Tsukki, I can feel the love through your words ♡

[keitsukishima]

Annoying.

I'm changing your name in my phone to Creeper-senpai.

[shinayaka]

How affectionate.

I'm so honored you got me a pet name, Tsukki~ Should I make one for you too?

[keitsukishima]

You're reading too much into things. Stop that.

No.

[shinayaka]

Am I? I do read minds, though. Did you know that?

KeiKei ♡

[keitsukishima]

You are and no, you don't.

Remind me why I still talk to you.

[shinayaka]

Aw, you don't believe me?

Because you secretly love me very much, Tsukki. Listen to your heart ♡

[keitsukishima]

No.

I don't have a heart.

[shinayaka]

Aw, I'm hurt.

Sure you do. You're not a robot.

[keitsukishima]

You'll survive.

It's artificial.

[shinayaka]

How cold.

Now I'm worried.

[keitsukishima]

Get a blanket then, senpai.

Don't.

[shinayaka]

You can probably warm me better than a blanket, though ♡

Why not?

[keitsukishima]

If you're trying to flirt, it needs work.

My tune-up went perfectly fine.

[shinayaka]

Aw, no good? Teach me Master Tsukky Shimmer.

Then that's good. You have a working heart.

[keitsukishima]

No and no.

I wouldn't be talking to you if it wasn't working.

[shinayaka]

:( Look at this face KeiKei, don't you feel sorry for it?

Seeeeeeee. You have a heart after all.

(ooc: Would you be interested in logging? If you haven't gotten tired of Kuroo's general existence, that is ahahah.)

[keitsukishima]

No.

Still no.

(ooc: omg yes. kuroo is lovely. i'm just glad you've not tired of tsukki being an ass ^_^)

[shinayaka]

Is saying "no" your hobby, KeiKei?

(ooc: Oh gosh I'm glad! I was worried I'd annoy you too much because Kuroo is.... well, Kuroo. Haha. I absolutely love your Tsukishima! Would AIM be a good platform to contact you or? I can PM you too if needed!)

[keitsukishima]

No.

(ooc: oh, not at all. kuroo is a dear and i love him. [screams] yay!!! it's my first time playing him, so i've been kind of worried he's too sarcastic/anti-social. i have aim, but i'm not on right now, so pm would be great)

[shinayaka]

Pfft. Roboshima, upgrade your software so you can answer with something else other than "no".

(ooc: PM sent!)

[keitsukishima]

Upgraded during my artificial heart tune up. You're welcome.

[shinayaka]

Hmpf. So not cute.

[keitsukishima]

I know.

[shinayaka]

It's cool KeiKei, I love you still.

[keitsukishima]

Gross.

[shinayaka]

♡